Friday, September 5, 2008
Jokes 笑话
Come on its just a joke.
A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico.
Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start
and is asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican Army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community {except France} is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
God bless America!!!!
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人生大便论
人生就像大便,一旦冲走了,就不会再回来。
人生就像大便, 怎么拉都是那个模样,可是每次又不太一样....
人生就像大便, 有时拉得很爽,有时却拉得五官纠结!
人生就像大便, 你永远不知道,会拉出个什么东东..
人生就像大便,想要怎么结果,就要先怎么栽。
人生就像大便,随时随地,都可能突然想嗯嗯。
人生就像大便, 往往努力了半天,却只迸出几个屁..>_< 人生就像大便, 就算点缀得再漂亮,其本质还是一样.. 人生就像大便,只有自己默默的勇敢面对。
所以,就像大家常说的──
「你去吃大便啦!」 其实,他的本义『你要认真融入自己的生活。』
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